Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KHR IN ANY WAY AT ALL. IT ALL BELONGS TO THE GREAT AMANO AKIRA-SAMA
Warning: PURE CRACK, read at your own risk.
Split Personality?
"Vroi! Quiet Fran, and yes. He deserves it. That guy is really getting on my nerves with all his I am Prince, Obey Me thing. Plus, aren't you curious too?" Squalo whispered… rather loudly though.
Fran thought for a moment "I guess you're right"
And the two proceeded.
Now you're probably wondering, what the HELL are those two doing? Well here's your answer.
Apparently, Squalo and Fran decided to do a prank.
On who?
Our very own Prince the Ripper of course.
Reason?
Squalo snapped, angry about how Bel always bugs him. Squalo just forced/threatened (though it didn't actually work) Fran to help him, but the new illusionist was curious too, so he decided to tag along.
What's the prank you ask?
Well its simple. Cut the Princes bangs while he's asleep. Have him show the world his eyes. See his reaction. Laugh your heads off. And see what happens
If you're curious too, then read on. I certainly am.
Squalo: THEN DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND WRITE ALREADY!
Me: Alright alright I will. Calm down Squalo
Morning came at the Varia castle. Everything's going normal with Xanxus throwing things (mostly wine glasses) at Squalo, Squalo shouting at everyone (well… for him it was normal talking) , Fran verbally assaulting everyone, Levi all being a lost puppy with Xanxus, and Lussuria being all gay and motherly.
But the thing is… where was the Storm Guardian?
Everyone was seated at the long table in the dining room. Squalo and Fran were eager to see the Prince's reaction. Bel was the only one not there.
The door opened
"Uhm… Good Morning" spoke a meek polite voice that sounded familiar… TOO familiar that it almost brought chills down everyone's spines because the owner of said voice was NEVER meek OR polite...
All heads snapped to where the voice came from. Eyes widened and jaws hit the floor. Even Xanxus. But Fran of course, was the exception.
There standing at the doorway to the dining room, was a blonde haired blue eyed guy in his mid twenties, clad in a simple white T-shirt and denim shorts that reached just below his knees. His eyes gave him the polite, loyal and kind air around him. He was holding the door, peeping in almost shyly.
That guy was…
You guessed it
Prince the Ripper, Belphegor
He walked in slowly and sat at his usual seat beside the teal haired Illusionist.
"B-B-BEL?" Asked Squalo, dumbfouned.
"Good Morning Squalo-kun" He smiled kindly. Not smirked, not grinned, SMILED!
... KINDLY!
"Woah… I can't believe this. Are you really Bel-senpai?" asked Fran, monotone voice and bored expression unwavering.
"Hello Fran-chan. Good Morning" he greeted him with a blinding smile.
And Fran's jaw dropped as well, but he was still expressionless.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" was heard all throughout the Varia castle.
"BEL-CHAN IS SOO ADORABLY CUTE! YOU CUT YOUR BANGS!"
Lussuria proceeded to suffocate the Blonde in his all too famous lung crushing bear hug.
"L-L-Lussu-uria-san" Choked the 'Prince'
Someone cleared his throat
"Hey Trash, mind explaining?" the leader, Xanxus, asked
"Hi Xanxus-sama, what's wrong?" asked Bel, slightly confused.
Xanxus stared…
"What's up with you? Your bangs are gone, your eyes are visible to the world, and you're acting all nice and polite!" he stated, eyes wide, obviously weirded out.
"I don't really know, Boss, I woke up this morning and it was already gone, I don't remember cutting it though. And what are you talking about Xanxus-sama?" Bel replied
Xanxus looked to Squalo
And the rest followed suit.
"VROOOI WHY ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME?" Squalo bellowed
"Because it's more likely your idea Trash" replied Xanxus
Squalo didn't say anything…
After they finished eating, Lussuria began collecting the utensils
"Here Lussuria-san, let me help you" Bel began helping him
"Aww, thank you Bel-chan" Luss said
"You're Welcome" Bel smiled
Everyone else just stared… AGAIN.
"I never thought senpai would end up like that" said Fran, though he was clearly amused, if not weirded out too.
Squalo and Fran, having got the shivers from the Ripper's creepy personality change, went to the file room looking for more information as to why the prince was acting that way. Finding nothing, they decided to sneak in the Prince's room
"Neither did I, who knew just removing his bangs could cause a MAJOR personality change. ITS UNHEARD OF" said Squalo, rummaging through the paperwork in Bel's room.
"People to kill, People killed? He keeps records on these things?" Fran asked, reading file names.
"People to kill in their sleep… VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIII! WHY THE HELL IS MY NAME IN HERE?" Squalo questioned, flabbergasted.
"That's not new is it? He keeps telling you that whenever you two cross paths" Fran stated blankly
"… Good point" Squalo replied.
"People to stab to death… my name is in here" Fran read
"Not surprising, he's been trying to do it since you got here" Squalo told him
"I know" Fran replied
And they looked some more.
When they found a file stating Belphegor's birth and other past stuff, they began reading.
"Age, Date, Status, yada yada yada. AH! Here we are" Squalo said as he found the specific information.
"Somehow Insane, Masochistic, Narcissistic. Yup, that's sempai alright" Fran commented
"Claustrophibic? Really?" Squalo read on.
"There's something you don't see everyday" Fran commented "Has a love for sharp objects, Loves to Kill. We already know that" He continued
"Has Split Personality Syndrome… well this is new" Squalo voiced out
"Where, let me see"
"Belphegor, just like his twin brother Jill, has been diagnosed with Split Personality syndrome since birth. This can be triggered by their eyesight, apparently the more they can see, the more kind hearted and nice they get, the opposite applies too. Reason or explanation as to how this works, or why it's even possible is unknown to the specialists." They both read
….
….
"Wow… ok, if I thought the fake Prince was weird and crazy before, this takes the cake" Fran announced
"I agree completely" said Squalo
"You know, it's bad to look into people's private files, especially the Prince's" said a familiar voice from behind the two.
They Froze
"Ushishishi~ And froggy, I am not a fake" Two knives hit Fran's Hat
The two slowly turned around, only to see Belphegor…
With a blind fold.
"The less he can see, the more violent and bloodthirsty he gets" said Fran
"Prepare to die you two" Bel said, around him a menacing aura that can put Rokuro Mukuro's 5th path to shame. His Knives at hand and he was cut, deeply. Blood oozing down his arm.
They both gulped.
"Ushishishi~"
Squalo and Fran ran away.
"SENPAI! PLEASE STOP THROWING KNIVES AT ME! THROW THEM AT THE LONG HAIRED IDIOT COMMANDER" Fran complained monotonously, running as fast as he can, while holding on to his frog hat. Knives hitting his back with great accuracy.
"VRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOII! BE QUIET!" Squalo screamed, taking his sword out, also running as fast as his feet can take, while dodging weirdly shaped knives
Xanxus just laughed at the scene
Lussuria commented on how they seem to be having 'fun'
Levi was just quietly watching the scene
"Ushishishishishi~" Maniacal laughter filled their ears as Fran and Squalo ran for their dear precious lives. Knives flying within inches away from their skins
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE KILLED BY AN INSANE FAKE PRINCE" Fran screamed, however monotonous it may sound.
After all, being chased by an Insane, Masochistic, Narcissistic, Lunatic Murderer Maniac who can't even see anything, but has a very accurate aim, what else can you do?
Squalo: SHUT UP AND RUN!
Fran: Look behind you (Two more knives hits his back)
Me: huh? (looks behind and see's bleeding, blindfolded Bel catching up) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (Runs as fast as I can)
Bel: Ushishi~ (licks knives) Please R&R Ushishishi~ (Chases the three of us) USHISHISHISHI~~
X_X~OWARI~X_X
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