A handy-dandy guide for all the
ladies who have laid their eyes on the oh-so-beautiful bishies of the
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! fandom, this guide has all you would need to know
if you do wish to continue your stalking and fantasizing—erm, we mean
planning a future with your potential husband. It's got all the pros and
cons, the perks and drawbacks, as well as possible hindrances and even
some valuable pieces of advice on pursuing your ideal man. You won't be
able to grab hold of that KHR! bishie unless you read this guide!
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Appearance: If, by utter chance, you see Belphegor walking down the streets, the first thought that would pop up in your head is how the hell he manages to walk in a straight line without bumping into anything, since his bangs practically cover half of his face. Next, you might probably wonder who the hell is gay enough to wear a tiara out it broad daylight (We mean, come on! Even Lussuria's not that gay . . . More or less.) His hair always covers his eyes but Lussuria once said Prince the Ripper's eyes are "cool and loyal". ('cool', maybe; 'loyal', has Lussuria gone crazy?—in Varia/Mafia standards, of course) His usual posture is the 'cool-looking slouch' pose, sometimes accompanied by the 'hands-in-pockets-IMBETTERTHNU' look.
Clothing: Bel fancies striped purple and black clothing, as seen in a not-so-subtle episode during the Arcobaleno Trials Arc. Also, as a member of the Varia, he is required to wear the Varia's black leather uniform that changes sometime in the course of ten years—mostly consisting of tight pants, knee-high boots and a jacket, than can be personalized to match the wearer's taste.
Intelligence: Claiming himself to be a 'genius', he matches up with Gokudera in the Varia Arc. Though he has yet to actually display his 'genius', reputation of it precedes him. Apparently, he really is a tensai, according to Reborn and the other members of the Varia. He just doesn't like showing it. Or, another possibility, 'genius' in the Mafia world actually means 'crazier than crazy'. It should also be noted that despite being the 'genius' that he claims he is, he has been rumored to have selective memory loss, only remembering events where he came out superior or the winner.
Personality/Socializing: Ushishishi~ Ushishishi~ Ushishishi~ Ushishishi~ Ushishi—writers and researches bang broken CD player on the floor— Ushishishi~ Ushishi—writers and researchers start mauling broken CD player with axes, swords, jackhammers and such— . . .
Yeah, we just wanted to put that in for emphasis. On what, we don't really know. Okay. Time for the real thing. Bel's
Personality/Socializing: If you see him walking down the street, you'd think he's gay. Get nearer and hear him 'Ushishishi~'-ing like a broken track record (see above, the fake
Personality/Socializing section), you'll run away. His signature laugh can drive anyone's mental state to crumbling bits within seconds of hearing it. He's obsessed with blood, so expect something sharp drawing out the red liquid from you if you're anywhere within ten feet of him. He likes to throw knives at random people at random times, so get a good, thick, shield ready if you don't want to keep patching yourself up.
Finances: As he commonly proclaims, Belphegor really is a royal prince. From where, nobody knows. All we've been able to gather is that he killed his brother, and his parents, so we presume he took the family riches, too. He's in the Varia, so it's assumed he gets a pretty big paycheck. We would advise that you get a good-paying job just in case, since Bel has to get all those knives from somewhere. Fran trashes all the ones the prince throws at him. And that's a lot of knives.
Home Economics: Former prince. Need we say anything else? This particular blonde is probably more spoiled than Xanxus, so better get some cooking and cleaning skills ready, unless you're willing to keep looking for a maid every few hours, or be ready to give a big paycheck to anyone who's able to stay for a day. Not many people will be able to stand Prince the Ripper, so you're probably going to end up doing his chores for him. Also, be sure you can remove bloodstains from every kind of material—from cotton, from leather, from wood, from hair, from metal, from everything that ever existed in the world, cause Bel will drag it everywhere.
Combat: Bel's signature weapons are his throwing knives with wires attached to them for better control. The wires are thin and sharp, making them invisible to the naked eye. While the opponent concentrates on the knives, they're being cut and trapped by the wires, which makes Bel a very difficult opponent to handle. He is, after all, in the Varia. He's a sneaky and creative tactician from what we hear, and thinks of no one but himself (and Xanxus, but that's a requirement in this particular assassination group). His box animal, Visone Tempesta, the Storm Mink, is actually a cute little thing, but very deadly (like its owner). It has hair covering its eyes (like its owner), and its fur creates Storm flames which reduces anything it touches into smoldering ashes so giving it a bath might not be such a good idea. Have you seen what happened to Gokudera after trying to give his own box weapon a bath? Please keep in mind that Storm animals are very feisty.
Competition: A mountain of fan girls. And whoever the Mist Guardian of the Varia is. First it Mammon who Bel was always with, but when the Arcobaleno died and was replaced by the 'uncute kouhai', Fran, Bel became the newbie's babysitter, on the orders of the long-haired shark. Storm seems to have a link to Mist (as seen with Gokudera and Chrome – cough – cough – jealousy over kissing Tsuna – cough – ) as well, so if you fill up the position of the Varia Mist Guardian, there's a good chance that he'll take an interest in you. There's a chance that Fran's going to stick with his 'Master' afterwards, so the money-hungry snake is probably the biggest competition for Bel's affections.
Family: Dead. The real one, that is. He killed all of them when he was eight years old, as mentioned in the Finances section above.
In Bed: Rough and controlling. He may not look like the ultimate seme (the title has been taken by Hibari), but he is in no way an uke. Bel will probably the type to stop right about just when its time when you're almost at the peak, dangerously teasing his partner, making her shout out for more. He'll torture you in ways you wouldn't even believe to be possible, but ways that will make you want him more. He can be treacherously seductive and implying, throwing sexual innuendos even in the middle of battle. He'll make sure that you want him, and tease you with foreplay so much, only to crush your hopes of a full make-out session in the end. Nevertheless, he'll make up for it on his own time, probably when you're the one who's busy.
Conclusion: Bel is the fun type to be with (we're using the term 'fun' loosely). He'll definitely amuse and entertain, but in his own time. Being a prince, he's a bit spoiled and hard to handle, but if your really, really want him, you'll be able to deal with all his misdoings and 'princely' comebacks.
Hope you guys enjoyed it and credits goes to Toniben :)))
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